Click here and see what your life expectancy is.
I am virtually 13.9 years old and will live to be 84! Woohoo!
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How Old Are You?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
5 comments:
Tee,hee. How do you find these things? I am virtually 21.1 years old and can expect to live until I'm 79.9. ;-)
I am virtually 14.9 and will live until 91.1 wooo hoooo (o: I just shaved 18 years off my life... ha haha... fun site deb!
That was fun! Even with my medical history my virtual age is 25 and my life expectancy is 92!!
I wonder what I did wrong. lol
Shauna - I found this on someone else's blog and decided to post it here.
Cath - Yep, I thought this would be fun too play with...
Jenster - I want to know what kind of water your drinking, PA right? Could it be the combination of CA and PA water? lol. Maybe I need to make a trip down there and boost my life length!
That "How Old Are You" story is the story of my life, 'cept instead of smoking, I've been sucking chocolate by the pound. I don't wanna know how old I'm gonna live to be, however amusing it is! With my luck, my virtual age would be a cranky 89 and my life expectancy 48 1/2! :o0
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